my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex

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im house sitting for my professor 

1) Sexuality? str8
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Honestly i dono
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. there’s no books anywhere near me sorry 
4) What do you think about most? ugh
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?  it’s a picture about dumb boys

6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on? with
7) What’s your strangest talent? uhm nothing
8) Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence) girls chase boys boys chase girls
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you? not taht i’m aware of  
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar? whilst watching school of rock 
11) Do you have any strange phobias? spiders, small spaces, and heights are all pretty normal i feel 
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? no
13) What’s your religion? catholic
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? being annoying about being outside
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? in front *hair flip*
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? i honestly dono i guess one direction wow that sucks
17) What was the last lie you told? i dono 
18) Do you believe in karma? ya 
19) What does your URL mean? summoning the sass/ass of rupert grint
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? weakness: my inability to htink for myself strength: listening i guess
21) Who is your celebrity crush? honestly there’re like 99
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping? ya
23) How do you vent your anger? complaining to others 
24) Do you have a collection of anything? no
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? phone
26) Are you happy with the person you’ve become? eh
27) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love? sound i hate: paper being touched ugh love: i dono
28) What’s your biggest “what if”? ”what if i had/hadn’t transferred?”
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? no and i dono
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. pillow/chair arm 
31) Smell the air. What do you smell? dog
32) What’s the worst place you have ever been to? i dono
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast? EAST COAST
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? harry styles oops
35) To you, what is the meaning of life? being nice 
36) Define Art. honestly i can’t deal with this rn
37) Do you believe in luck? yep- not all good tho
38) What’s the weather like right now? hot
39) What time is it? 12:21
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? ya/no *knock on wood*
41) What was the last book you read? i’m reading atonement rn 
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline? eww
43) Do you have any nicknames? ya
44) What was the last movie you saw? how to train your dragon 2
45) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? i broke a bunch of toes
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly? no
47) Do you have any obsessions right now? ya
48) What’s your sexual orientation? str8 again
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you? ya
50) Do you believe in magic? ya
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? ya unfortunately 
52) What is your astrological sign? pisces 
53) Do you save money or spend it? ugh
54) What’s the last thing you purchased? dinner
55) Love or lust? love
56) In a relationship? ugh no
57) How many relationships have you had? 0
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue? no
59) Where were you yesterday? around
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? ya my phone
61) Are you wearing socks right now? no
62) What’s your favorite animal? giraffe/panda/manatee 
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? LOL NO
64) Where is your best friend? i odno
65) Spit or swallow?(; ah
66) What is your heritage? irish and italian and other white things

67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM? watching tv
68) What do you think is Satan’s last name? sherrard LOL
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off? omgf
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? ya
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? get the fucking dog what kind of dog drowns tho
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? a) ya b) whatever i feel like at the time c) ya
73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love. they’re the same thing 
74) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? stay w me
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? idono
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? friendship and trust
77) How can I win your heart? just be nice to me honestly 
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity? ya
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? lol
80) What size shoes do you too big
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone? byeeee
82) What is your favorite word? obligatory
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. valentine
84) What is a saying you say a lot? oh my fucking god
85) What’s the last song you listened to? whatever was on the radio
86) Basic question; what’s your favorite color/colors? purple i think but like lilac
87) What is your current desktop picture? london
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? omg so many ppl to choose from 
89) What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on? haha
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do? wtf
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? change appearance at will
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? honestly i dono
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? all of qofa
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? omg all of them? 
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? nyc
96) Do you have any relatives in jail? no
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car? no lol
98) Ever been on a plane? ya
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? grow up and be nice plz

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This sums up my life pretty well


This sums up my life pretty well

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i hope im one of those kids who turns hot after high school and then everybody regrets not hooking up with me

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Purr = happy cat noise

Gato = Spanish for cat

Purgatory = infinite realm of happy Spanish cats

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story of my life 


story of my life 

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*is beautiful* *gets slept on* *is confused*

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youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses

but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?


i made this post over a year ago, and now, in hindsight, i would like to STRONGLY advise against mailing poop to your friend. 

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we gon get free pizza and wings

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